My Life As A Car Salesman

Wild Animals

2009-04-26T09:25:00.000-07:00

What do I do on my days off? Well, I can assure you that I am like any other normal person. Although I'm filthy, stinking, rediculously, rich beyond my wildest fanticies! All thanks to car sales! This is just one of those times.

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One Too Many Sugar Packets

2009-04-14T22:17:00.000-07:00

This is really not a five minute video. I'll be honest. My day entails quite a bit more than what is showed in the video but in any case. I had some fun making it. So, just watch it. Do it.... do it.

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Jack of All Trades

2009-04-07T11:48:00.000-07:00

I seem to be continuously adding skills to my resume. Skills that I am rather proud of, like "nun chuck skills, bow staff skills, ninja skills," moving objects with my mind skills... you get the idea. I was in the mortgage industry for quite some time, so I know I could put you into about 250,000 dollars or more worth of debt without blinking an eye. Your welcome! In the car industry a I get the opportunity to learn new skills, as well as keep up on my old ones. The skill in this video is obviously an old one. However, as often as I use it and as good at it as I am, people should hire me out. And if you haven't noticed my new tag line at the end of my posting... it fits just right. At the end of a car deal what would you expect a car salesman to say... I mean it just goes!
Ok... Well yet again I have to appolagize for the quality of this video. It seems to show up in rather large pixels. And well, I am not what you would call a "techy" so I have no idea how to fix it or even why it is happening. So if you have any suggestions... feel free to let me know.

My Car

2009-03-31T23:19:00.000-07:00

Everyday is pretty routine for me. Well, depending on what time I'm scheduled to start... being that I work retail. I will either start at 8am or 12pm. I usually leave my house the same way, by jumping off a wall. I know that is really interesting to you! Your thinking, "Whoopty friggin dooo Ben! We are really excited to hear about how you leave your house!" Well, not only am I leaving my house... I also want to show you my car... The car of a Car Salesman! Yes I know... I should be driving a Toyota. Well, I'm working on that ok! Cut me a little slack will yah! I've only been at this for 9 months remember. Ok enjoy the video.

Truck Loading

2009-03-29T00:28:00.000-07:00

You might not quite understand what is going on or why I'm in a car, because I don't think that I explain it very well in the video. But that is kind of the point of this thing. I'm trying to be pretty random about it. So to fill you in... I'm actually on my way to deliver a car to a customers house. But that is really not what the video is about.

FRIDAY!! Oh wait SATURDAY!!

2009-03-29T00:16:00.000-07:00

I was just a tad bit excited that it was Friday. Not much to write about this time and I guess that is the point of the video blog thing. And I apolagize for the quality of this video, I'm not sure what happend.

Parking Lot Attendent

2009-03-27T23:15:00.000-07:00

Well I know that most people don't post something and then immediatly post something else... or do they ?I'm not sure I'm kinda new to this whole blog thing. Anyway, that first video was more on an intro to the blog and I personally thought it was boring. So, this is more of what you will be seeing. Enjoy.

The Past Nine Months

2009-03-27T22:24:00.000-07:00

With the title of this posting, one would think that I have had a baby. However, niether my wife or myself are currently pregnant. This is my first video blog. Most people I know...or who know me... have no idea what I do for a living. Not that they would in the first place. Now, it's possible that I might be the only person in the entire universe who might think that this is a funny idea. But... I'm going to do it anyway! Ha! The plan is to video tape myself, using my Black Berry Curve (a very useful device), to show THE WORLD... ok probably just a few people in Oregon who read this... how interesting a job I really do have. That being said, I am a car salesman! This is a job that in all 27 years of my life I have never invisioned doing. No, I didn't wake up one morning and say, "Gosh I just want to be a friggin car salesman!" But in any case. I am one. And you are about to get the inside scoop of My Life As A Car Salesman! And have been one for the past nine months... hence the posting title.